Local Nincompoop's Christmas Wish
by Kevin Ahern

Addressing reporters last week, area nincompoop Todd Wardlow expressed his wish that Christmas wasn’t on Thursday this year. “Every time Christmas is on Thursday, I hate having to go back to work (in the shipping department) the next day. I mean, it screws up the whole week.”

Co-worker and fellow nincompoop Darryl Dawson said he can see it in Wardlow’s job performance. “Yeah, Todd’s heart really isn’t in it. One time he sent a whole load of Ken-L-Ration out without any address label whatsoever. Where did he think that was going?” Another time, three cartons sat on the loading dock unattended because no one had recorded their arrival. “That wasn’t all Todd’s fault, though” Dawson said, noting that shift foreman (Mike) Brady didn’t show up that day.

 

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