Headlines We Will Never See
by Kevin Ahern

Headlies are headlines that set up a punch line, which is delivered in the subtext.


“Trump Turns Down Mensa Invitation”

“Bay Area Housing Prices Continue Precipitous Decline”

“Dr. Kim Kardashian Starts Medical Residency”

“Fox News Sweeps Pulitzer Awards”

“Microsoft’s New Bug Free OS Leads To Layoffs”

“All NFL Coaches Rehired for Another Year”

“Republican Senator Votes Conscience”

“World Experiences Coldest Summer Ever”

“Victoria’s Secret Introduces new Push-Down Bra”

“Jared Kushner Stops Coronavirus Outbreak”

 

 

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