We’ve Got to Punt the Ball Away

(to the tune of “You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away”)

Copyright © 2009 Kevin Ahern

Once again

Fourth and ten

We can’t move the ball

It seems we

Offensively

Are up against a wall

It’s no fun

When we run

Tackled at the line

They harass

If we pass

Their defenses shine

Hey! We’ve got to punt the ball away

Say!  We’ve got to punt that ball away

Now let’s see

Defensively

Can we stop them short?

Otherwise

The other guys

Could get another score

It’s bad news

If we lose

That would disappoint

So instead

Beat the spread

We need just five more points

Hey! We’ve got to punt the ball away

Say!  We’ve got to punt that ball away

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