The Vegetarian’s Song
(to the tune of “Blowin’ in the Wind”)
Copyright © 2004 Kevin Ahern

I am very pleased that Mr. Tim Karplus has made a professional recording of this song (more to come!). A downloadable MP3 of this song can be downloaded HERE and others can be downloaded HERE. You will need to unzip the file to release the MP3. This song is also contained on the new Metabolic Melodies CD available for sale HERE.

Instructor Sings

How many hot dogs did you eat today?
With all of those nitrites inside?

And those heterocyclic amines in your steak
Were not something you should have tried

 Everyone sings

There’s cancer my friend
Inside your bottom end
There’s cancer inside your bottom end

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