Turn Off That Damn Cell Phone

(to the tune of “The Long and Winding Road”)

Copyright © 2010 Kevin Ahern

Turn off that damn cell phone

‘Cause we’re in a - quiet zone

You’ll just disturb the peace

With such a loud ringtone

So please desist and cease

Save it for your home

The last time it went off

You flailed around - in your purse

While searching for the sound

Before it got much worse

Why play this lost and found?

Spare us all the curse

Many times I’ve wondered why

That every time it rings

You act as if it’s talk or die

While dropping everything

So switch to vibrate mode

And do it now - for God’s sake

‘Cause if it blares again

I’ll throw it in the lake

Don’t make me blow my zen

Give us all a break

And last not least avoid

Its use on the - winding road

Your brain should be employed

En route where e’er you go

Don’t make me get annoyed

Focus on the road (yeah, yeah, yeah)

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