Trader Joe’s Tonight 

(to the tune of “Strangers in the Night”)

Copyright © 2011 Kevin Ahern

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Trader Joe’s tonight  . . . is very busy

Aisles packed rather tight

I’m feeling dizzy.  Came to get some Brie

And soda crackers too

 

Staring at the chopped  . . . . packaged selections

In the cooler by . . .  the produce section

Makes me think that I

Should just pick up a few

 

Trader Joe’s tonight, the yummy sale signs

Make me exit to the right

To find tortillas

For fajitas for tonight

It must be alright

 

Impulse drives my purchases

Fuel for all my many urges (and)

 

Every sign they have  . . . . that shouts zucchini

Makes me think that I  . . . . should make panini

Clear as black and white

At Trader Joe’s tonight

 

Impulse drives my purchases

Fuel for all my many urges (and)

 

Every sign they have  . . . . that shouts zucchini

Makes me think that I  . . . . should make panini

Clear as black and white

At Trader Joe’s tonight

 

 

doobie doobie doo, etc.

 

 

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