It’s a Toothache (Baby)

(to the tune of “It’s Too Late”)

Copyright © 2011 Kevin and Shirley Ahern (my mother J)

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Chewed an ibuprofen just to kill the pain

My jaw hurts badly, I don’t like to complain

If it doesn’t stop soon

I think I may go insane

It’s a toothache baby

Oww it’s decayed

I don’t think that I can abide it

This ache takes the cake

I cried all night.  

Can you kill pain that’s deep inside it?

Oh yes please, please

I never had such focus on a single tooth

Flossed and brushed that sucker

Since I was just a youth

But then it got infected

Deep down at the molar roots

It’s a toothache baby

Such a major pain

Oh I really hope you can numb it

It hurts inside

I cry and confide

I’m afraid I will pass out from it

Oh my my

My body is a temple there can be no doubt

All-natural concoctions are what I’m about

But this lore goes out the door

When the TOOTH must COME out

Now the toothache baby

Is all gone away

Oh I truly love oral surgeons

Their novacaine

Can drain the pain and

I haven’t a-ny a-ver-sions

Oh oh oh

Toothache baby

Novacaine

My molar

It’s decayyyyyyyyyyyed

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