Student Nightmares

(To the tune of “Norwegian Wood”)

Copyright © 2010 Kevin Ahern
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I answered 3 ‘b’.  

But then I thought.  It might be ‘c’

Or was the false true?  

I can’t undo. It makes me blue

It asked me to list all the enzymes that regulate fat

As I wrote them down I discovered I didn’t know Jack

I ought to give thanks, 

Scoring some points, filling in blanks

I squirmed in my seat

Feeling the heat, shuffling my feet

Professor then told me there wasn’t a chance I would pass

So I started crying and fell through a big pane of glass

I suffered no harm, 

'Cuz I awoke, to my alarm

Oh nothing compares

To deadly scares, of student nightmares

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