Ring Tones

(to the tune of “Meet the Flintstones”)

Copyright © 2010 Kevin Ahern

Ring tones

Tiny ringtones

They’re the modern phone accessories

Inter-rupting silence

They’re the loudest in hi-tech disease

Hear them when you’re driving down the street

You know that you’ve just received a tweet

For those tiny ring tones

You jump up when they’re erupting

Thus interrupting

A quiet peaceful zone

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