Give Us Real Things
(To the tune of "(Coke) It's the Real Thing")
Copyright 2009 Kevin Ahern
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I’d
like to teach my students 'bout
some biochemistry
To
keep them all from drinking Coke
and make them trans fat free
There’d
be no taking creatine
to help them run so fast
And
Sucralose and Nutrasweet
would be things of the past
I'd lower fructose levels in
the junk that people eat
And salmon farmed, then colored up
I'd work hard to defeat
Organic food is good for you
everybody knows
So let's get rid of factory farms
and all the GMOs
Some
for you, some for me
Biochem's good you see
Give us
real things
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