Prostaglandins
To the tune of "Oklahoma!"
Copyright © 2007 Kevin Ahern
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- Prossss-taglandins
The ei-co-sa-noids creating pain
Are the ones to blame - when you get inflamed
And ouch(!) - they hurt inside your brain
- Prossss-taglandins
Every throb and ache gets magnified
If you hope to win, cyclo-oxygen's
Generation's got to be denied
The Vioxx has all been recalled
So go get yourself Tylenol-ed
And if you aaaaaaaaaaaaache
Blame PGH synthaaaaaaaaase!
We must complain that
You make the aches prostaglandins
Prostaglandin - D2, F1, G2, E2
Prostaglandin, it's you
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