Paperless Writer

(to the tune of “Paperback Writer”)

Copyright © 2009 Kevin Ahern

Paperless Writer

Paperless Writer

The publishers went and read my book

Seems they liked it all when they had a look

It’s based on a scheme that does not use ink

But I needed bucks so I chose to use

Acrobat Reader

Acrobat Reader

The plan I know it breaks the old routine

Puttin’ all the text on a ‘puter screen

I’m not sure how it will affect my take

But I took the plunge, so I plan to use

Acrobat Reader

Acrobat Reader

Paperless Writer

Paperless Writer

It’s about twelve megs, give or take a few

And includes JPEGs, lots of color too

It compresses down so it can save you space

You can find it out there in cyberspace

Acrobat Reader

Acrobat Reader

It’s the hottest thing and it’s the coolest too

All those bits and bytes on a disk for you

Iffens you’re not happy you can trash it quick

Such a novel-ty, you can read it in the

Acrobat Reader

Acrobat Reader

Paperless Writer

Paperless Writer

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