No-Hair Man

(to the tune of ŌNowhere ManĶ)

Copyright 2017 Kevin Ahern

 

HeÕs a real no-hair man

Wishing he had more hair, man

Searching for some grow-hair plans from somebody

 

DoesnÕt have a curl to view

Combs find nothing moving through

Absent hair has made a dome thatÕs bare

 

No-hair man, your mission

Is to fix this condition

No-hair man, youÕre needing a cover there for your head

 

Scalp so bare it has a sheen

ThereÕs no place to smear Brylcreem

No-hair man IÕm sure it seems surreal

 

No-hair man, no fussing

ThereÕs no hair for mussing

No-hair man - Perhaps it would help to try some Rogaine

 

Cannot get a cut of crew

Dreads are not a choice for you

Are you soothed because you are so smooth?

 

No-hair man, your mission

Is to fix this condition

No-hair man, youÕre needing a cover there for your head

 

HeÕs a real no-hair man

Wishing he had more hair, man

Searching for some grow-hair plans from somebody

Searching for some grow-hair plans from somebody

Searching for some grow-hair plans from somebody

 

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