I’ve Just Changed My Face

(to the tune of “I’ve Just Seen a Face”)

Copyright © 2010 Kevin Ahern

I’ve just changed my face

I didn’t like the shape or place-

ment of my nose it was a travesty

So I had plastic surgery today

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm mmm mmm

Before the stitches get removed

I probably will disapprove

And think of changing something new

No wonder I am always black and blue

Na na na ni ni ni

Reeling, as I am healing

My doc’s concealing

his bill from me

I must have spent twelve thousand bucks

To pay for all my fanny tucks

They’ve poked and sucked the cellulite

And still I feel that something’s not quite right

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm mmm mmm

Nutso, I’m such a nutso

Now I think what’s so

wrong with my skin?

Perhaps I’ll have it all unpeeled

My inner beauty thus revealed

Will be displayed for all to see

There won’t be anyone who looks like me

La da da da da di

Faking there’s no mistaking

My body’s aching because of me

Faking there’s no mistaking

My body’s aching because of me

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