I’m At The Wal-Mart
(to the tune of “I am the Walrus”)
Copyright © 2010 Kevin Ahern
It’s not free when corporate glee
resides in me
‘cause then I spend my money
Oh how I run
When bargains come
See how I go
On buying
Standing in a line
Waiting for the scanner’s beep
Bought a bunch of sweatshirts
Just to get a discount
I’ve been so naughty now
I’m at my limit and
I’m overspending,
It’s never ending
I’m at the Wal-Mart
Dis-co-ver card
Mister greeter eager grinning
Welcomes me into the store
See all the fun
When doorbusters come
See how I run
I’m buying
I’m buying, I’m buying
Labels flag the specials
Coupons help to save some dough
Poison toys from China
Nothing really finer
Yes, I’ve been a naughty one
To strip the bar code off
I’m overspending,
It’s never ending
I’m at the Wal-Mart
Dis-co-ver card
Thinking ‘bout a rebate special
In the toys and games
If the clerk’s not here you need a
Manager to sign your card for you
I’m overspending,
It’s never ending
I’m at the Wal-Mart
Dis-co-ver card
Spices, prices many vices
Corporations all are robbing you
This is how it works, those greedy jerks
See how they smirk
I’m buying
Scan the ATM cards
Debit those accounts most high
Supply side economics, mostly diabolic
Wow, I think I saw them kicking
Ben Bernanke’s butt
I’m overspending,
It’s never ending
I’m at the Wal-Mart
Dis-co-ver card
Oh no more dough
Oh no more dough
Oh no more dough
Oh no more dough (no)
Moola moola moola
Moola moola moola
Moola moola moola moola
Moola moola
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