I'll Be Thin At Christmas

(to the tune of "I'll Be Home For Christmas")

Copyright © 2011 Kevin Ahern

 

I’ll be thin at Christmas

If I drop twelve pounds

I’ll be svelte beneath the belt

As hopeful as that sounds

 

No Thanksgiving turkey

Salad’s fine for me

I’ll be eating lightly

Of this I guarantee

 

I’ll be thin at Christmas

Exercise is key

I’m the one to take a run

To get the Christmas tree

 

Christmas Eve will find me

Narrowed at the gut

I’ll be thin for Christmas

Especially round my butt

 

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