I Am Kevin

(to the tune of “I Am Woman”)

Copyright © 2011 Kevin Ahern

I am Kevin Gene Ahern

And I get paid to help you learn

All the stuff there is in biochemistr-yyyyyyyyy

Use my streaming videos

To relieve your study woes

On the pathway to completing a degree

(Oh) Yes, being wise

Is a goal to be attained

Just take this advice

Work hard and don’t complain

It is rough, but

Not so implausible

Toughen up

To make it possible

Roll your sleeves up

I will tell you things you need so

You’ll be ready to succeed so

You can recognize correct from what is wrong

You’ll learn how to give the answers

If the questions are of cancer

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Of course, it is tough

But to focus on the prize

Master all the stuff

En route to getting wise

Let’s get started

All of you PRE-health-ers

Clear as mud

Go pull it TO-gether

For the final

So work hard and don’t plateau

And your knowledge soon will grow

Go and write it down to ace the next exam

It is not a bitter pill

You can master any skill

Although your buddies may not give a damn

Now, you are wise

From the knowledge you obtained

You have realized

That gain might have some pain

So you can do

Anything you want

Study hard

To make it possible

Just go doooooo it

Ahhh just go do it

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Study hard

Just go do it

Just go and do it

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