Hyaluronic Acid
(To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
Copyright © 2011 Kevin Ahern
I am very pleased that Mr. David Simmons has made a professional recording of this song (complete song downloadable HERE) and others can be downloaded HERE. You will need to unzip the file to release the MP3. I am providing all songs for free download, but hope you will support this effort by purchasing my Metabolic Melody albums or calendar at the URLs at the bottom of the lyrics to this song.

 

Hyaluronic acid

Acting almost magically

Placed just beneath the kneecap
Lubricating the debris

 

Better than joint replacement

Simple as 1-2-3

If it can stop the aching

You will get to keep your knee

 

Bridge

When the pain is getting bad

Try not to be sad

Just go out and have a talk

With your orthopedic doc

 

Beg him to use the needle

To not do so would be a crime

Hyaluronic acid

Working where the sun don’t shine

 

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