The Dieter's Song
(to the tune of "Story of Love*")
Copyright © 2010 Kevin Ahern
David Simmons' recording HERE
You better lose your middle
Run a little
Get yourself fit as a fiddle
You must break a sweat
And you'll truly get
Fit
You need to change your diet
Don't deny it
Reducing intake you should try it
Hold off on the cheese
Count the calories,
Love
(Bridge)
Whenever there is juicy stuff
You need to ponder on the cost
Cuz just a little is enough
Or else your diet's lost
You wanna move your waistline
To the baseline
Give those legs a bit of racetime
It is worth the sweat
When you truly get
Fit
It is worth the sweat
When you truly get
Fit
*Sometimes called "Glory of love"
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