I Can’t Charge My Cell

(to the tune of “I’ve Just Seen a Face”)

Copyright © 2011 Kevin Ahern

I can’t charge my cell

I think the battery’s gone to hell

I must have talked too much and run it down

I cannot dial.  My smile’s turned to a frown

Meh, meh meh, meh, meh meh

I don’t know how this happened cuz

The last time that I checked there was

A couple hundred minutes left

But now it’s dead and I am effed for sure

Oh, no, no, no, no, no

Balling.  I can’t be calling

My phone is stalling

And I am hosed

So now I’m feeling I am hexed

Because I need to send a text

But when I tried the flipping screen

There wasn’t anything that I could see

Oh no no no no no

Battery.  What is the mattery?

I’m feeling chattery

And full of woe

Battery.  What is the mattery?

I’m feeling chattery

And full of woe

I plan to take a different tack

To get this system back on track

I’ll shock it full of energy

A massive jolt of EE-lectricity

Wow ow ow ow ow ow

Charger.  I’ll try a charger

That is much larger

Than I have now.

Charger.  A bigger charger

Might make it harder

To run things down.

Charger. System Enlarger

I’m thinking Roger

Over and out

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