Biochemistry/Biochemistry
(To the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree")
Copyright ©2004 Kevin Ahern

I am very pleased that Mr. Tim Karplus has made a professional recording of this song (complete song downloadable HERE) and others can be downloaded HERE. You will need to unzip the file to release the MP3. I am providing all songs for free download, but hope you will support this effort by purchasing my Metabolic Melody albums or calendar at the URLs at the bottom of the lyrics to this song.

Instructor sings
Biochemistry Biochemistry
I wish that I were wiser
I feel I’m in way o’er my head
I need a new advisor

Everyone sings
My courses really shouldn’t be
Such metabolic misery
Biochemistry Biochemistry
I wish that I were wiser

Instructor sings
Biochemistry Biochemistry
Reactions make me shiver
They’re in my heart and in my lungs
They’re even in my liver

Everyone sings
I promise I would not complain
If I could store them in my brain
Biochemistry Biochemistry
I wish that I were wiser

Instructor sings
Biochemistry Biochemistry
I’m truly in a panic
The mechanisms murder me
I should have learned organic

Everyone sings
For all I have to memorize
I ought to win the Nobel Prize.
Biochemistry Biochemistry
I wish that I were wiser

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