BB Wonderland

(to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)

Copyright © 2010 by Kevin Ahern

I am very pleased that Mr. David Simmons has made a professional recording of this song (complete song downloadable HERE) and others can be downloaded HERE. You will need to unzip the file to release the MP3. I am providing all songs for free download, but hope you will support this effort by purchasing my Metabolic Melody book or calendar at the URLs at the bottom of the lyrics to this song.

Milam Hall - It’s 12:30

And Ahern’s gettin’ wordy

He walks to and fro’

While not talkin’ slow

Givin’ it to B-B-4-5-0

I was happy when the term got started

Lecture notes and videos galore

MP₃s got added to my iPod

But recitations sometimes were a bore

And exams bit me roughly

When the curve turned out ugly

I don’t think it’s so

My scores are too low

Slidin’ by in B-B-4-5-0

Final-LY there’s an examination

On December 9th at 6:00 pm

I’ll have my card packed with information

So I don’t have to memorize it then

And I’ll feel like a smarty

With my jam-packed note-cardy

Just one more to go

And then ho-ho-ho

I’ll be done with B-B-4-5-0

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