Oh the students taking BB 350 - 350

Have an awful lot of things that we must know - 350

With acetic acid buffer

Kevin Ahern makes us suffer

The exams could not be tougher 3-5-0 – 350

There’s amino acid side chains to recall - 350

And the things it takes to make cholesterol - 350

Anabolic catabolic

Kevin Ahern’s diabolic

I’m becoming alcoholic 3-5-0 -350

There must be a way to jam into my head - 350

All the metabolic enzyme names I dread - 350

Can you help me learn the spaces

Where the endonucleases

Cut the DNA in places 3-5-0 -350

I must find a way to make a better grade

Or my GPA will truly get waylaid

I shall overcome frustration

To achieve my aspiration

On the last examination 3-5-0, 350

Here’s the plan I made to help me to succeed

Fill the notecard with the knowledge I will need

I’ve put all of Ahern’s quotes

Along with what each one denotes

Onto a massive stack of notes for 3-5-0, 350

So there’s just one teensy problem I must fix

It requires some very skillful penman tricks

Squeezing info I must store

Onto the card he gave before

Will mean a font the size of zero point one four

Oh the students taking BB 350 - 350

Have an awful lot of things that we must know - 350

With acetic acid buffer

Kevin Ahern makes us suffer

The exams could not be tougher 3-5-0 – 350

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